Sunday, September 25, 2011

Goofy-Footed


  I pee in the shower.

Sometimes I imagine I'm the lead singer in an all girls punk rock band.

I always double-dip


I absolutely love seeing semi trucks at night, all lit up.
I think they look like dragons.
It makes me extremely uncomfortable when people where shoes inside. I also dislike wearing socks.

 I think the moon is made of cheese.